GIRL: "Who was the complete idiot who looked after this account last year?"
BOSS: "Me."
GIRL: *giggles a little bit because she knows it annoys him*
BOSS: * throws two pairs of scissors at her because he knows it annoys her*
GIRL: * picks up boss’s favourite letter-opener and throws out window*
BOSS: *squirts muscle cream into girls’ coffee*
GIRL: *sighs* "I'm going to be the mature one and end this battle by refusing to fight back."
BOSS: "I knew I would win. You need to learn to be submissive, woman."
GIRL: *silently plots revenge*
There really is nothing quite like working for your ex.
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