Why did I forget my work records book today?

Why did I dream about Taco Bell last night?

Why did I decide to dye my hair very late last night?

Why did my coffee have literal dirt in it this morning?

Why did I terrify myself by watching a horrifically scary movie very early this morning?

Why does my car sometimes make dying noises?

Why do I offer people free haircuts?

These are such deep and relevant questions.

I am in a ponderous mood.